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Do all your other Christmas gifts pale into insignificance next to… The Gadget?

Do all your other Christmas gifts pale into insignificance next to… The Gadget?

Can’t wait to unwrap it. Can’t wait to break it. Can’t wait to fix it.

‘Dress-down Friday’ is dead. Long live ‘We’re tracking every keystroke rest-of-your-life’

‘Dress-down Friday’ is dead. Long live ‘We’re tracking every keystroke rest-of-your-life’

Management chucks away the carrot, reaches for the stick

This year I don’t mind what gift you buy me, as long as it’s not bought from THEM

This year I don’t mind what gift you buy me, as long as it’s not bought from THEM

The very next day, you gave it away…

You know that ‘lifetime guarantee’ you offered me? Apparently I died already

You know that ‘lifetime guarantee’ you offered me? Apparently I died already

Beyond the gates of Hell lies… the Customer Returns desk

Lockdown + Online shopping = Where’s my bloody parcel? You left it WHERE?

Lockdown + Online shopping = Where’s my bloody parcel? You left it WHERE?

Teleworking + Less makeup = can you feel the sun?

Swipe left for lockdown, swipe right for the ‘cuffing season’

Swipe left for lockdown, swipe right for the ‘cuffing season’

Steady now, don’t let the blood rush to your er, head

You think you’re running on empty? My toilet duck has just Snapchatted me for a refill

You think you’re running on empty? My toilet duck has just Snapchatted me for a refill

My fabric conditioner has a bottle-half-empty kind of attitude too

Whoa grandpa, still buying those see-dees? Slow down and chill, dude

Whoa grandpa, still buying those see-dees? Slow down and chill, dude

The smart crowd streams its vinyl, dontcha know?

Black and white. Chalk and cheese. Artificial intelligence and ethics.

Black and white. Chalk and cheese. Artificial intelligence and ethics.

Run, Bambi, run! The hunters are <brzzchkkkk…>

Goodbye smart speaker, hello smart motion display (goodbye private life)

Goodbye smart speaker, hello smart motion display (goodbye private life)

Isn’t it eery how its eyes follow you around the room?

Beware the curse of Dabbs, stomping where karma fears to tread

Beware the curse of Dabbs, stomping where karma fears to tread

Fate may see you reborn as a badly rendered statue of Mussolini

It’s a team effort: you type the semicolons, I’ll do the curly brackets

It’s a team effort: you type the semicolons, I’ll do the curly brackets

…and some people we’ve not met will earn their bonus

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