Script me up, baby… ooh how was it for you?
Are you absolutely sure we're using this technology as it was intended?
Trudging along the new moral low ground of deliberate delay
Ditch the chain of logic and get yourself a string of worry beads
Betwixt chair and keyboard sits the problem of which you speak
It will suddenly be in great demand the day after you chuck it
Let’s bring it back to level pegging
'By Royal Appointment' shield due to arrive on eBay any time soon
'Do not disturb' mode isn't for you, it's for the rest of us
It’s all gone into a supermassive black hole – by design
Extra Special I'm Back From The Dead Spiked Edition
Goodbye, Sank Jay, I hardly knew you